The Cook Rainbowcy! chapter 6 (7/27/13)

GASP. It's a video. Please tell me whether you like or not. Reason I put this on my blogger is I want you to tell me if you like this or not. If not, PLEASE BE HONEST. Yes, the photo ones are work, but I do this to make people laugh. I thought this would be interesting and to give it a new twist.

New format for the legacy? Would you hate me forever?

So, I've been thinking about how I have a YT channel, at youtube.com/LadyChelseaofVA (nice plug, you whore), I would try to make a video chapter of the Cook Rainbowcy? Shall I try it?

If it's absolutely detestable, PLEASE tell me your honest opinion. I want to make my fans happy and if you rather have the photo posts, PLEASE tell me. Yes, it's work, but I signed up for it to make you smile. =D

Also for the bitches. Big pimpin', Chelsea out.

A new update is imminent!

So, I've been...not playing the sims. Blasphemy!

BUT. I shall have a chapter for ya'll by the 28th or you may beat me to death with copies of Skyrim.

The Cook Rainbowcy! chapter five (7/4/13)

And welcome back to The Cook Rainbowcy! Last time, we had some very dry commentary because I was tired. And sims grew up and moved out and blah blah blah. 

ALSO. I installed Island Paradise. =D

!

Tyron, when did you oldify?

Tyron: You sent the adults on a vacation. I was only two days away from Elder. IT HAPPENS BITCH

>=O

He got grumpy in his old age.

Greened him up. 

And gave him glasses.

Cute! =D

Growing up in your panties. In front of your brother.

Ocean: Eh, bite it. 

Bluejay: I'm smiling 'cause it keeps me from puking. 

And not a single fuck was given. 

Get out.

Ocean: But, CAKE!

GET OUT.

Oh, for Chrissakes...

Hawkins, how's it going? Making Cowards faint, I see.

Hawkins: Eh, unlife is boring. 

GIRBITS?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

He's also hideous by the way.

Right, now for the HEIR, Bluejay to grow up.

GODDAMN FLAMMABLE CAKES

Bluejay: Cool guys don't look at explosions

PUT THE FIRE OUT, YOU SIMPLETON

fuck off.

SO.

Jay is an adult now. If you don't remember, he wants to be a singer. 

I KNOW ORIGINAL RIGHT

AIWHOGINWOANOSNGOINEION

"We on fire,

Up in here

It's burning hot 

We on fire"

HONESTLY

WHO LEAVES SOMETHING IN THE STOVE AND ABANDONS IT TO GO TO A GRADUATION

CAPSLOCK IS MY BITCH

What an honor.

RandomWhore: Hey, hot dog. Want to put your wiener in my buns...

O___o

Ocean threw a costume party.

This is her husband.

>__>

Bespeckled dork.

"Reclusive computer-addicted bitch."

...careful, sweetheart. I can download a quadruplet hack.

DON'T START WITH ME.

"BUM ba de da

Da de da

BUM de daa dah DAAAA"

RandomWhore: That was the Sims 2 theme! I asked for the Sims 3 theme!

DEAL WITH IT. 

/bipolar

Clover: Just took a shit. And now it's time to oldify.

Clover: I now have the right to do whatever the hell I want. 

Didn't you before? 

And in his old age, Tyron began being abusive.

STUPID MOON LUNACY

THAT'S NOT AN EXCUSE FOR DOMESTIC VIOLENCE

Cobalt: Kindly ignore the fact that I took a piss on your kitchen floor. And I HATE LLAMAS

I was wondering why Biyu was dead on her feet...COBALT.

Cobalt: Chicken...

Tyron: Napkin...

Men.

This isn't grounds for needing a therapist at all.

That poor child. With Ocean's chubby cheeks and Girbits'...whole face...LORD.

HELLS YEAH.

NEW HOUSE MO'FOS

Sigh...finally some breathing room.

Unless you want to be the tour guide, MOVE BLUEJAY

Bluejay: Go through me, bitch

Why are my sims so mean to me...I give them nothing but nice things...

Cobalt: After the dogs work hard labor to find gems and you torture sims with that damned gem cutter at night...

DOGS DON'T TALK

Foyer

Utility room with animal cages

Dining room

Kitchen...wonky ceiling tiles 

Living room

Workshop

Shelves and a hottub...'cuz I can

Three identical rooms in the basement just in case I want to have roommates

Bluejay's room for him and his future suitor...Tyron and Biyu have one in green

Another workshop, for magical stuff

Future Gen. Purple's room, though it looks pink, I fix it later

Upstairs bathroom...there's a tiny bathroom downstairs, but it's unremarkable

Pool and doghouses

AW FUCK I FORGOT THE DOG GRAVES

Pond, skating rink, and broom riding station. 

For shits and giggles

OF COURSE you go to the wrong bed. 

Cobalt: Turkey.

TYRON. 

Tyron: I'm old and tired.

Plumbob: Lol photobomb

RandomTownie: Thanks for allowing me to move in! I was so thrilled when you selected me to--

Yeah, just put the dog's graves down and screw off.

...I didn't know this was a thing.

LOOKIT

It's a Gecko.

Are you Australian and can you save me 15 percent on my car insurances?

*crickets*

Hmmph.

That's original.

Oh, look, family bonding. 

Biyu: Any luck finding a woman, sweetheart?

Bluejay: Uh, I only turned adult a few days ago.

Biyu: That means nothing in a legacy, son.

Bluejay: Can I focus on my job, please?

Biyu: Yeah, it doesn't work like that around here. 

Biyu: I never got my LTW which was to become a composer!

Because you SUCK at work and never got above Fan level. 

Bluejay: Big open expanse? I CAN'T MOVE HELP

OMG What is wrong with you, put a shirt on that child!

"When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore..."

"When the stars make you drool just like pasta fazool, that's amore..."

ListeningLady: That makes no sense.

Periwinkle: Training to be a deep--

NO NO NO NO. I draw the line at those jokes. 

You'll have an army as strong as immobile ice.

Blogger keeps fucking up my picture order >:(

Also, I don't know how stretching your hands affects your singing.

I would know. I was in choir. 

/nerd

"MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY"

The motto of many sims. 

*gargle*

Bluejay: Time for a show, once I store this glass of water back up my ass...

Ew?

"Everytime I try to get a closer...

You shut down and the conversation's over...

I'm right here but you leave me in the dark.

SHOW ME YOUR PRIVATE PARTS."

"Give it up baby what are you afraid of?

Love sucks when you don't know what it's made of

We get naked but I can't undress your heart

SHOW ME YOUR PRIVATE PARTS."

Song by Halestorm.

I would go full lesbo for Lzzy Hale in a heartbeat. 

Just to stop Biyu from vegging around the house all day...

Biyu: HOOOOOOY YA EAT ME PLYWOOD

Bluejay fails at inventing. Maybe that's why he chose singing so early in life so I wouldn't torture him with this. 

SO.

Here's the deal. There's a young lady inside named Jacklyn. And I want to enslave her and make her into a baby machine. 

If this wasn't the sims, the SWAT team would be outside my house now. 

Jacklyn: No, wait...Mr. Cook, I swear I'll give you the rent tomorrow!

Tyron had put a Love Charm on Jacklyn. 

And I made sure the next interaction she had with a sim was with Bluejay.

Cheating?

Slightly.

Caring?

Not a chance.

Then Tyron pissed off to flop around in the snow. Enjoying your retirement?

Tyron: My ass is frozen. 

I totally pimped out Byron's Bluejay's career clothes.

He even has a monocle. 

=D

Obligatory love-dovey picture. 

She accepted the request to be his girlfriend.

And then to become his wife. 

=D Sim logic.

Me.

Gave her a makeover. 

Made her look like Swedish royalty, but eh, it works. 

First comes love, then comes marriage

"BOO YOU WHORE"

...and yelling at your future sister-in-law. 

Dum dum dum daaaah

Dum DUM dum daaaaah

And now Jacklyn is Jacklyn Cook. Or Jackie as I'm going to call her. 

D'aww...Bluejack.

That actually sounds like a derogatory term. 

*urban dictionary*

Okay, it's just means stealing someone's stuff using Blue-tooth.

...and interrupted masturbation. =/ 

I did warn you this wasn't kid-friendly.

QUIT TRYING TO EAT HER NOSE

Here da stats be. 

And Bluejay doesn't like his sister. 

You can see I don't care for her either as she's still in hideous clothes from turning YA. 

also, who is that fat bald guy? =/

OMGIDONTGIVEASHIT

Tyron: Now for some good 'ole sailing tunes from back in the day.

IM ON A BOAT

IM ON A BOAT

LOOK AT ME MOTHERFUCKER

IM SAILING ON A BOAT

If you want to fool around with IP, I wouldn't do it with a legacy family. 

For instance, you can't eat on the boat. 

WHICH IS LAME. 

you can get a houseboat, BUT I DONT FEEL LIKE BUILDING AGAIN

I really should remember to grow up couples together. Ruthless as I am, I hate separating sims.

She's overjoyed, I see.

And now she's an old crone.

"I do have a fork in my hand. And a green-belt."

WELL with GEN.0 going crusty, we need to get going on Gen. 2! 

Plumbob: Who needs porn when you have full frontal coverage?

Yeah that's not creepy at all.

And it took.

GEN PURPLE IS A-COOKING!

*sigh* 

Unfortunately, with new life we have to have death.

Tyron's at the end of his span. 

I usually trigger deaths if the bar is literally at the end. 

Biyu's gotten a bit crabby and won't even give him some pre-death nookie.

I made them though. 

BECAUSE I CAN.

Biyu learns Tyron's favorite food, Cobbler. 

I think I hold on till he sees his grandchild. 

*tear*

QUIT RUINING SAD MOMENTS WITH YOUR BOLLOCKS

Damon Nowak is into Cougars. 

SUDDENLY

Aster is a flower. It's purple. At least it looks purple on Google image search.

MWHAHAHAHAHAHA

I was actually tearing up. 

'Course I had to cheat their relationship back up so he could give Biyu a last kiss.

You ready?

Tyron: I guess.

Biyu: My love?

Bluejay: I can't see over this lady's girth.

RandomOldRoomate: This is depressing. 

Biyu: BITCH YOU BARELY KNEW HIM. MY TYROOOOOON

Bruce.

Already trying to ass rape sims.

"Will you spare me for some herbal tea?"

OH FUCK I forgot he had that cup glitched to his hand...

NOW I CAN'T FIX IT 

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Tyron Cook strived for his family, job, and his wife. He will be missed. 

Immediately, Biyu rolled this want.

I was actually touched.

And now Tyron rests beside Sadie and Hawkins.

For the record...I purpled the house. 

Isla?! 

Not ISLE?

I feel like that's a typo...

Periwinkle: Lunch?

Uh, Jackie, might want to put the baby in her crib...

I would play with Island Paradise, but...God, he's a singer and I changed Jackie's want to become a Ghost Hunter. With the LTR. 

I DIDN'T CHEAT

much

AHHHHH

THERE HAS TO BE A MOD FOR THIS

Boating. 

UR DOIN IT RONG

...

I thought I changed Biyu's hair with the Stylist thing in Nrass.

So why does Ocean's kid, Joyce, have green highlights like Biyu did in Adulthood?

*Twilight Zone music*

Photo of Jackie as a Ghost Hunter. For the books.

Jackie: Time to grow up the young'in.

SPARKLIES

CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE

"Back off, biznitch. I'm evil AND insane. Which means...I'M TAKING OVER THE LEGACY"

Do you not know who I am?

Why is she not in her purple togs?

>=(

"Pink is eviller." 

YOU ARE GEN PURPLE 

*chokes on drink*

Jackie: Well hey Jay. Want to try for a spare?

decensor is the best mod ever

Jackie: Aw...baby

Bluejay: Astronaut...

Jackie: BAAAAAAAAABY

I'm so good at taking photos.

YES AFTER THE PEDO DINOSAUR

Verdict?

Looks like a baby.

DUH DUH DAAAAAAAAAAAH

Ah, Hawkins. You became a daywalking ghost.

"Woof woof. My doghouse, Snow Dog."

For the record, I did get Periwinkle and Cobalt to mate.

TYROOOOOOOOOOOOOON

"What? I'm a ghost, I'm not deaf." 

OF COURSE YOU WOULD HAVE FOUR PUPPIES

I had social services take three. We keep the fat one and named her Sheba. Well, the game named her Sheba. I'M LAZY

MORE uggos?

"IZZY DIIIIIIIIIIIED"

-___-

I moved them back to Starlight Shores. Because the Singer career's a picky bitch.

Time for more birthdays!

A COWARDLY INSANE EVIL CHILD?

WHAT CAN I DO WITH THAT

Congratulations, you have the personality of a B-movie evil guy's sidekick.

"Don't need courage to strangle you."

Jackie: Quit eating ya confoundits, we're not done here.

THAT FUCKING LLAMA

*dies*

The...cute...

...it slays me...

X__x

Barney: Well, looks like Omnivoice is dead, so see you next time on The Cook Rainbowcy!

HAVE A HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY!!!

and those outside of 'Merica...have a nice day, regardless

you wouldn't have to with me

^-^

ALSO...you know it's coming...if you want some...I'm distracted by...his...hair

Youtube channel.

Here.

http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCKFopQmQ64vy7bzRBGpMffw?feature=watch

*drool*