Welcome back to the Cook Rainbowcy! In the last part, Gen Blue arrived and grew and bugged me half to death because sim toddlers are as much fun as pap smears. NEVERTHELESS, let's continue on.
OMG, someone made it to child in a legacy before the game fucked up. It's a happy day.
Well, maybe not. Lapis Cook is the eldest sim and she looks...homely.
Lapis: What's that supposed to mean?
Means you're not the heir.
Ocean is the second-born and also being neglected. She's already ugly as a toddler, which is a bad thing because all toddlers always look the same to me in this game...
I found out that Peek-a-boo is a great way for children/toddler bonding.
It's also adorable.
Yes, I said adorable.
...what.
Why can Lapis play in sand in her room?
Huh.
More importantly, why do I care?
Lapis: I'm gonna make a vampire...
No one cares, honey.
The dogs are still finding collections of useless shit.
They each sell for 1000 bucks, so it's not that bad.
Tyron...you can sleep in your own bed.
Moron.
Rick the babysitting vampire cares for the kids half the time.
Ocean: Pointy teef.
Rick: They are my fangs, teacup human.
Ocean: Fang?
Put the child down. NOW.
Suddenly
Sadie: Oh, I can feel everything sagging.
Sadie: What was I doing?
Dog senility is already setting in.
HONESTLY.
You couldn't wait FIVE MINUTES to put him BACK IN THE GREEN before prompting him to grow up!
CUUUUUUUUUUUUTE. <3
Sadie: Hey, kid.
Bluejay: Puppy!
Sadie: If only. That bitch behind the camera is running me like I'm a gem collecting machine. It's nearly cheating how much money gets off it.
Shush.
COME ON COME ON MAX IT MAX IT
This was a whopper wish. FINALLY.
Now we can have happy, clean pets.
Sadie: Please, you just want us to stop bitching so you can get more gems.
Isn't that the premise of the game? Make Them Stop Bitching, The Game?
Sadie: Please, you just want us to stop bitching so you can get more gems.
Isn't that the premise of the game? Make Them Stop Bitching, The Game?
Even though Rick is so doting to the kids, he hates them.
Rick: I do it to shut them up.
Admit it. You like them a little.
Rick: Oh, sure I like them. Especially with ketchup.
.___.
Ocean: CAKE.
I hardly ever bother with skilling toddlers. It's time-consuming and completely pointless.
I hardly see Tyron anywhere in her.
Damn clones.
Um, Lapis, he can't play catch with you. He'll fry like bacon.
Lapis: I want to PLAY!
He's going to DIE!
I love transmogrifying stuff.
It may be slightly cheaty, but that's an issue for people who give a rat's ass.
EW. It's that dog urine or what?
Bluejay: I smell even worse, YAY!
I think this is the first time I've had this happen in the game. I guess it can't happen as much it does in normal life. The schools here close if one flake hits the ground.
Children spam.
Sorry, I'm half asleep writing this.
Bluejay: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
He's so hungry, he's digging around for some kind of roughage.
Even sweating and smelling profusely, Rick will drop everything to take care of the kids. I don't control him at all, peeps.
JAY'S FACE
That face clearly says, "Srsly? My parents are that incompetent?"
Biyu: All I do is clean this damn house and take care of kids. I was going to become a musician.
We all have our dreams.
Still, one shouldn't have to look as miserable as they feel inside. =D
Gave her "mommy" clothes.
This is the beginning of a birthday beaucoup, I'm feeling.
Lapis should stop eating glitter.
Lapis: Fart jokes? Really?
Bite me, I'm tired.
That's the most useless trait ever. Fitting because she IS useless.
Just noticed I keep forgetting to get close-ups. ARGH.
She's...interesting looking.
And these fuckers show up whenever a kid grows up to teen.
I'm going to have a lawn of University buckets because I'm that lazy.
Tyron: More birthdays?
I feel your pain.
Like his sister, Lapis, he gets the Technophobe trait.
Awesome, he's a lunatic. =D
I'm hoping he grows into that nose.
I'm shipping off the kids I don't care about.
I'm so caring and loving.
HE'S A LITTLE NERD.
SO CUTE.
Jay: Kill me.
OH, um, 'kay.
Kid knows what he wants.
Jay: Future popstars do not do homework!
Or much else.
Biyu: Why is my hair like this again?
NOOOOOO Jay has Tyron's skin disease. His skin is chalky at night.
Kids cannot learn many skills because "they wouldn't understand it", but they can use dangerous tools at the Inventing bench?
Um. Oops.
It's okay, I sent the dogs hunting.
*sigh* I know Rick looked after the kids a lot, but we need space in the house so my RAM can breathe. Bye, Rick.
He then adopted a puppy.
D'aww.
For a vampire, you suck at it.
HAHAHAHA
Geddit, 'cause he DOES suck.
I'm HILARIOUS.
*crickets*
Biyu: That tight brown butt needs exfoliating.
O__O
TIME FOR MORE BIRTHDAYS
*kills self*
Tyron: Congrats! You get to sag, get wrinkles, and ache constantly as your body degrades!
Biyu: I already hate this.
THE PLOT THICKENS
Her face says it all.
QUIT ROLLING THIS WANT
IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN
YOU ARE HAPPY TOGETHER, GODDAMNIT
Clover: I bestow upon you good luck. Or good fortune. Which paw gives which now?
Maneki-Neko, you are not.
D'aw.
Looks like she's eating his face.
WHAT A BUNCH OF BULLSHIT
YOU CHEAP BITCHES
I brought Jay to the junkyard to--
WAIT what?
I love autonomous gays.
GAY PEOPLE RULE
Jay: Digging through these piles, not giving a single fuck
And Rick finally found himself a...goblin.
WTF, Rick.
ACT LIKE A VAMPIRE AND BAG YOU A PRETTY HO
NO
She needs help in a lot of things.
Like being visible, for one.
Sounds good to me.
She's a very, uh, interesting looking sim.
Wait, I thought you got married to that old hag?
Vampire is a PLAYA
NO NO NO NO NO NO
GET TO THE SHOWER
Jay: Chill, bitch, I'm fine.
Whew.
Seeing as he almost died, I let him play with that disgusting little toy.
I hate IFs.
They're creepy.
Moved to Starlight Shores, or whatever it's called.
Jay wants to be a singer.
GOOOOOOOO
AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
Time to Lapis to grow up and get the hell out.
Lapis: But I have nine days left--
Don't care.
YOU STUPID WHORE
Lapis: It's my birthday and I'll pout if I want to.
TAKE TWO
Jay: MORE birthdays?
'Fraid so.
Wait, because she didn't study, she's Disciplined?
She grew up in a hideous Chinese outfit.
Lapis; So, I want to become a softball player.
Tyron: No, softball's rubbish.
Biyu: You think this much cake would make us all fat bastards.
Jay: I'm too good for cake, so I got a juice instead.
Bye Lapis. You were useless.
Now for the HEIR'S BIRTHDAY
Jay: Ocean has her big ass in my birthday shot!
Oh, no.
The horror.
...
=/
STILL A NERD.
<3
News on Lapis, for those who care.
And with birthdays, some deaths have to happen.
Hawkins: I don't like the sound of this.
Bruce.
"Sup."
Bruce: I'll be taking this.
Hawkins: Yo bony hands is cold!
Hawkins: HEY HEY you perv, get your bony fingers out of there
Among the mourning were Jay and Ocean in her underwear. Classy.
Farewell, Hawkins. You were a sweet dog.
'Course, now I have to contend with whiny people. >=(
Ocean promptly fainted from the news, on the lawn, in her underwear.
So we got a new dog, Cobalt.
"SUP. I'm here for the bitches."
Speaking of bitches...
Ocean: HAAAAAAWKINS
*headdesk*
Sadie.
Sadie: What?
I'm sorry.
Sadie: What did you do, Cream Cheese?
Well, your life bar is at the end, so...
Sadie: ...goddamnit.
The whole family came to mourn.
Bruce: THIS IDIOT IS IN MY WAY. I WILL TAKE HIM.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Sadie: I hate you.
Bruce: What? I just take you to the Big Man.
Sadie: Morgan Freeman?
Tyron was so stricken from the death, he became a horrible father and starting BEATING ON HIS KIDS.
Turns out it was just Full Moon Lunacy.
STOP IT.
I WILL GET YOU ANOTHER DOG.
CAS, what the hell?
"Is it windy to you?"
"I'm not fat, I'm fluffy."
"My mother was a chipmunk."
"Bro, you even lift?"
We finally settled on a French Bulldog named Periwinkle.
'Course, the dogs still haunt.
"Even though I'm a ghost, I still cannot get around this thing!"
Well, I want to get up a post so I'm going to leave it here.
Next time, Gen. Blue goes on the hunt for a spouse! And old people. Love old people.
