And welcome back to The Cook Rainbowcy! Last time, we had some very dry commentary because I was tired. And sims grew up and moved out and blah blah blah.
ALSO. I installed Island Paradise. =D
!
Tyron, when did you oldify?
Tyron: You sent the adults on a vacation. I was only two days away from Elder. IT HAPPENS BITCH
>=O
He got grumpy in his old age.
Greened him up.
And gave him glasses.
Cute! =D
Growing up in your panties. In front of your brother.
Ocean: Eh, bite it.
Bluejay: I'm smiling 'cause it keeps me from puking.
And not a single fuck was given.
Get out.
Ocean: But, CAKE!
GET OUT.
Oh, for Chrissakes...
Hawkins, how's it going? Making Cowards faint, I see.
Hawkins: Eh, unlife is boring.
GIRBITS?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
He's also hideous by the way.
Right, now for the HEIR, Bluejay to grow up.
GODDAMN FLAMMABLE CAKES
Bluejay: Cool guys don't look at explosions
PUT THE FIRE OUT, YOU SIMPLETON
fuck off.
SO.
Jay is an adult now. If you don't remember, he wants to be a singer.
I KNOW ORIGINAL RIGHT
AIWHOGINWOANOSNGOINEION
"We on fire,
Up in here
It's burning hot
We on fire"
HONESTLY
WHO LEAVES SOMETHING IN THE STOVE AND ABANDONS IT TO GO TO A GRADUATION
CAPSLOCK IS MY BITCH
What an honor.
RandomWhore: Hey, hot dog. Want to put your wiener in my buns...
O___o
Ocean threw a costume party.
This is her husband.
>__>
Bespeckled dork.
"Reclusive computer-addicted bitch."
...careful, sweetheart. I can download a quadruplet hack.
DON'T START WITH ME.
"BUM ba de da
Da de da
BUM de daa dah DAAAA"
RandomWhore: That was the Sims 2 theme! I asked for the Sims 3 theme!
DEAL WITH IT.
/bipolar
Clover: Just took a shit. And now it's time to oldify.
Clover: I now have the right to do whatever the hell I want.
Didn't you before?
And in his old age, Tyron began being abusive.
STUPID MOON LUNACY
THAT'S NOT AN EXCUSE FOR DOMESTIC VIOLENCE
Cobalt: Kindly ignore the fact that I took a piss on your kitchen floor. And I HATE LLAMAS
I was wondering why Biyu was dead on her feet...COBALT.
Cobalt: Chicken...
Tyron: Napkin...
Men.
This isn't grounds for needing a therapist at all.
That poor child. With Ocean's chubby cheeks and Girbits'...whole face...LORD.
HELLS YEAH.
NEW HOUSE MO'FOS
Sigh...finally some breathing room.
Unless you want to be the tour guide, MOVE BLUEJAY
Bluejay: Go through me, bitch
Why are my sims so mean to me...I give them nothing but nice things...
Cobalt: After the dogs work hard labor to find gems and you torture sims with that damned gem cutter at night...
DOGS DON'T TALK
Foyer
Utility room with animal cages
Dining room
Kitchen...wonky ceiling tiles
Living room
Workshop
Shelves and a hottub...'cuz I can
Three identical rooms in the basement just in case I want to have roommates
Bluejay's room for him and his future suitor...Tyron and Biyu have one in green
Another workshop, for magical stuff
Future Gen. Purple's room, though it looks pink, I fix it later
Upstairs bathroom...there's a tiny bathroom downstairs, but it's unremarkable
Pool and doghouses
AW FUCK I FORGOT THE DOG GRAVES
Pond, skating rink, and broom riding station.
For shits and giggles
OF COURSE you go to the wrong bed.
Cobalt: Turkey.
TYRON.
Tyron: I'm old and tired.
Plumbob: Lol photobomb
RandomTownie: Thanks for allowing me to move in! I was so thrilled when you selected me to--
Yeah, just put the dog's graves down and screw off.
...I didn't know this was a thing.
LOOKIT
It's a Gecko.
Are you Australian and can you save me 15 percent on my car insurances?
*crickets*
Hmmph.
That's original.
Oh, look, family bonding.
Biyu: Any luck finding a woman, sweetheart?
Bluejay: Uh, I only turned adult a few days ago.
Biyu: That means nothing in a legacy, son.
Bluejay: Can I focus on my job, please?
Biyu: Yeah, it doesn't work like that around here.
Biyu: I never got my LTW which was to become a composer!
Because you SUCK at work and never got above Fan level.
Bluejay: Big open expanse? I CAN'T MOVE HELP
OMG What is wrong with you, put a shirt on that child!
"When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore..."
"When the stars make you drool just like pasta fazool, that's amore..."
ListeningLady: That makes no sense.
Periwinkle: Training to be a deep--
NO NO NO NO. I draw the line at those jokes.
You'll have an army as strong as immobile ice.
Blogger keeps fucking up my picture order >:(
Also, I don't know how stretching your hands affects your singing.
I would know. I was in choir.
/nerd
"MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY"
The motto of many sims.
*gargle*
Bluejay: Time for a show, once I store this glass of water back up my ass...
Ew?
"Everytime I try to get a closer...
You shut down and the conversation's over...
I'm right here but you leave me in the dark.
SHOW ME YOUR PRIVATE PARTS."
"Give it up baby what are you afraid of?
Love sucks when you don't know what it's made of
We get naked but I can't undress your heart
SHOW ME YOUR PRIVATE PARTS."
Song by Halestorm.
I would go full lesbo for Lzzy Hale in a heartbeat.
Just to stop Biyu from vegging around the house all day...
Biyu: HOOOOOOY YA EAT ME PLYWOOD
Bluejay fails at inventing. Maybe that's why he chose singing so early in life so I wouldn't torture him with this.
SO.
Here's the deal. There's a young lady inside named Jacklyn. And I want to enslave her and make her into a baby machine.
If this wasn't the sims, the SWAT team would be outside my house now.
Jacklyn: No, wait...Mr. Cook, I swear I'll give you the rent tomorrow!
Tyron had put a Love Charm on Jacklyn.
And I made sure the next interaction she had with a sim was with Bluejay.
Cheating?
Slightly.
Caring?
Not a chance.
Then Tyron pissed off to flop around in the snow. Enjoying your retirement?
Tyron: My ass is frozen.
I totally pimped out Byron's Bluejay's career clothes.
He even has a monocle.
=D
Obligatory love-dovey picture.
She accepted the request to be his girlfriend.
And then to become his wife.
=D Sim logic.
Me.
Gave her a makeover.
Made her look like Swedish royalty, but eh, it works.
First comes love, then comes marriage
"BOO YOU WHORE"
...and yelling at your future sister-in-law.
Dum dum dum daaaah
Dum DUM dum daaaaah
And now Jacklyn is Jacklyn Cook. Or Jackie as I'm going to call her.
D'aww...Bluejack.
That actually sounds like a derogatory term.
*urban dictionary*
Okay, it's just means stealing someone's stuff using Blue-tooth.
...and interrupted masturbation. =/
I did warn you this wasn't kid-friendly.
QUIT TRYING TO EAT HER NOSE
Here da stats be.
And Bluejay doesn't like his sister.
You can see I don't care for her either as she's still in hideous clothes from turning YA.
also, who is that fat bald guy? =/
OMGIDONTGIVEASHIT
Tyron: Now for some good 'ole sailing tunes from back in the day.
IM ON A BOAT
IM ON A BOAT
LOOK AT ME MOTHERFUCKER
IM SAILING ON A BOAT
If you want to fool around with IP, I wouldn't do it with a legacy family.
For instance, you can't eat on the boat.
WHICH IS LAME.
you can get a houseboat, BUT I DONT FEEL LIKE BUILDING AGAIN
I really should remember to grow up couples together. Ruthless as I am, I hate separating sims.
She's overjoyed, I see.
And now she's an old crone.
"I do have a fork in my hand. And a green-belt."
WELL with GEN.0 going crusty, we need to get going on Gen. 2!
Plumbob: Who needs porn when you have full frontal coverage?
Yeah that's not creepy at all.
And it took.
GEN PURPLE IS A-COOKING!
*sigh*
Unfortunately, with new life we have to have death.
Tyron's at the end of his span.
I usually trigger deaths if the bar is literally at the end.
Biyu's gotten a bit crabby and won't even give him some pre-death nookie.
I made them though.
BECAUSE I CAN.
Biyu learns Tyron's favorite food, Cobbler.
I think I hold on till he sees his grandchild.
*tear*
QUIT RUINING SAD MOMENTS WITH YOUR BOLLOCKS
Damon Nowak is into Cougars.
SUDDENLY
Aster is a flower. It's purple. At least it looks purple on Google image search.
MWHAHAHAHAHAHA
I was actually tearing up.
'Course I had to cheat their relationship back up so he could give Biyu a last kiss.
You ready?
Tyron: I guess.
Biyu: My love?
Bluejay: I can't see over this lady's girth.
RandomOldRoomate: This is depressing.
Biyu: BITCH YOU BARELY KNEW HIM. MY TYROOOOOON
Bruce.
Already trying to ass rape sims.
"Will you spare me for some herbal tea?"
OH FUCK I forgot he had that cup glitched to his hand...
NOW I CAN'T FIX IT
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Tyron Cook strived for his family, job, and his wife. He will be missed.
Immediately, Biyu rolled this want.
I was actually touched.
And now Tyron rests beside Sadie and Hawkins.
For the record...I purpled the house.
Isla?!
Not ISLE?
I feel like that's a typo...
Periwinkle: Lunch?
Uh, Jackie, might want to put the baby in her crib...
I would play with Island Paradise, but...God, he's a singer and I changed Jackie's want to become a Ghost Hunter. With the LTR.
I DIDN'T CHEAT
much
AHHHHH
THERE HAS TO BE A MOD FOR THIS
Boating.
UR DOIN IT RONG
...
I thought I changed Biyu's hair with the Stylist thing in Nrass.
So why does Ocean's kid, Joyce, have green highlights like Biyu did in Adulthood?
*Twilight Zone music*
Photo of Jackie as a Ghost Hunter. For the books.
Jackie: Time to grow up the young'in.
SPARKLIES
CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE
"Back off, biznitch. I'm evil AND insane. Which means...I'M TAKING OVER THE LEGACY"
Do you not know who I am?
Why is she not in her purple togs?
>=(
"Pink is eviller."
YOU ARE GEN PURPLE
*chokes on drink*
Jackie: Well hey Jay. Want to try for a spare?
decensor is the best mod ever
Jackie: Aw...baby
Bluejay: Astronaut...
Jackie: BAAAAAAAAABY
I'm so good at taking photos.
YES AFTER THE PEDO DINOSAUR
Verdict?
Looks like a baby.
DUH DUH DAAAAAAAAAAAH
Ah, Hawkins. You became a daywalking ghost.
"Woof woof. My doghouse, Snow Dog."
For the record, I did get Periwinkle and Cobalt to mate.
TYROOOOOOOOOOOOOON
"What? I'm a ghost, I'm not deaf."
OF COURSE YOU WOULD HAVE FOUR PUPPIES
I had social services take three. We keep the fat one and named her Sheba. Well, the game named her Sheba. I'M LAZY
MORE uggos?
"IZZY DIIIIIIIIIIIED"
-___-
I moved them back to Starlight Shores. Because the Singer career's a picky bitch.
Time for more birthdays!
A COWARDLY INSANE EVIL CHILD?
WHAT CAN I DO WITH THAT
Congratulations, you have the personality of a B-movie evil guy's sidekick.
"Don't need courage to strangle you."
Jackie: Quit eating ya confoundits, we're not done here.
THAT FUCKING LLAMA
*dies*
The...cute...
...it slays me...
X__x
Barney: Well, looks like Omnivoice is dead, so see you next time on The Cook Rainbowcy!
HAVE A HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY!!!
and those outside of 'Merica...have a nice day, regardless
you wouldn't have to with me
^-^
ALSO...you know it's coming...if you want some...I'm distracted by...his...hair
Youtube channel.
Here.
*drool*
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